don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass
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But make sure you have consent to smack dat ass
ask the cutie before you touch the booty
I’m in the bathroom and a girl just came out to her friend ad my shit is halfway out my ass and they heard some plunk into the toilet and one girl said “Is anyone else here?” why do I get stuck in situations like this
kissy sentence starters.
“ is it bad i really want to kiss you right now? ”“ do me a favor, kiss my ass. ”
“ they can all just kiss my ass. ”
“ i kissed someone today. ”
“ i kissed a girl/boy and i liked it. ”
“ kissing burns calories you know. ”
“ my lips really want to meet yours. ”
“ so are we going to kiss or not? ”
“ i sent you a bunch of kiss emojis. ”
“ don’t talk, just kiss me. ”
“ i really enjoyed our kiss last night. ”
“ you make me want to kiss you. ”
“ you owe me a kiss. ”
“ pucker up. ”
“ read my lips, no. ”
“ your eyes say no but your lips say yes. ”
“ i just want to kiss you. ”
“ i miss your lips. ”
“ give me a kiss. ”
“ blow a kiss my way for good luck. ”
“ ever kiss in the rain? ”
“ ever kiss under water? ”
“ it was just a kiss, that’s all. ”
“ a kiss doesn’t mean anything. ”
“ i love when our lips meet. ”
“ where do you want me to kiss you? ”
“ i want to either kiss you or kill you right now. ”
“ did you really just kiss him/her? ”
“ friends aren’t allowed to kiss one another. ”
“ kiss me one more time. ”
“ want to make out? ”
“ you’re a terrible kisser. ”
“ teach me how to kiss? ”
“ i remember our first kiss. ”
“ your lips are calling my name. ”
“ let’s just kiss already. ”
Tbh I just want someone who isn’t scared to be a freak for me. Pull me into a fucking room, throw me onto the fucking bed, get on top of me and stare at me with that sexy ass look, and then kiss and fuck me like you never have before.
Anonymous asked:
tell me what turns you on girl
csurf answered:
-lip biting
-neck kissing/biting
-hickies
-smelling hella good
-dirty talking
-hand guiding
-hair pulling
-moaning
-seductive whispering
-back scratching
-grinding
-tongue sucking
-pinning down/against
-aggressive/passionate
-teasing
-heavy breathing
-her telling how turned on she is
-back massages that turn sexual
-ass grabbing
-being told what they want and how
-neck grabbing
-holding from behind
-running fingertips
-lapdances
If you find a girl that’s willing to go outside her comfort zone for you you better protect her ass
Anonymous asked:
tell me what turns you on girl
csurf answered:
-lip biting
-neck kissing/biting
-hickies
-smelling hella good
-dirty talking
-hand guiding
-hair pulling
-moaning
-seductive whispering
-back scratching
-grinding
-tongue sucking
-pinning down/against
-aggressive/passionate
-teasing
-heavy breathing
-her telling how turned on she is
-back massages that turn sexual
-ass grabbing
-being told what they want and how
-neck grabbing
-holding from behind
-running fingertips
-lapdances
Zodiac personality traits
- Aries: real ass bitch but too damn proud
- Pisces: cool ass bitch
- Leo: arrogant/hypocritical hoe
- Cancer: chill as fuck
- Sagittarius: emotional
- Virgo: whiny ass bitch
- Capricorn: fake ass two faced bitch
- Aquarius: insecure
- Libra: sketchy as hell
- Scorpio: real ass bitch
- Taurus: fuckin rude ass self centered bitch
- Gemini: that one hoe that always look lost
my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
Anonymous asked:
It really sucks you like brunettes, bc this blonde was gonna shoot her shot
Do it dude!